A Thing

I am running out of ideas...and it is only February...

But does anyone have that thing where they wake up and it's impossible to make a fist?  Try it out...it is hard to remember to do first thing in the morning, but I wonder if it is just me.  And why it happens.

Also boding ill for my survival against attackers is that whenever I start to run, my ankles seize up and the tendons all freak out (?) and I almost fall over.  Anyone else...?

When the world comes to an end and we're live in a state of anarchy, I am not going to be one of the survivors.  I can't punch the bad guys when startled from sleep, and I can't run away from cannibals (etc.) without falling down. 

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