Sunday, November 21, 2010

Dear Sir...

SIR – I swear that if I hear Ride of the Valkyries again on Classic FM, I may not be responsible for my actions.

This and more unpublished letters to the editor of the Telegraph at the link.

2 comments:

Connie R said...

You can add this book to my Christmas list. :)

Two favorites:

SIR– There is a brilliant and simple solution to the controversy over racial profiling at airports. All passengers will be required to step into a booth that scans for explosive devices and automatically detonates any device found. Harmless individuals will be released immediately after being scanned. Muffled explosions, contained within the booth, will be followed by an announcement that a seat has become available for standby passengers.
It’s a win-win for everyone.


SIR – What has happened to the good old waterproof codpiece?

Emily said...

hmm in order to add this to your christmas list...YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME A CHRISTMAS LIST.

this goes for dad as well...get on it, you guys!